"You meen I Hafta Give It Baaaaack?"

So Sarah has been socking away her own legal defense fund and calling it the "ALASKA FUND TRUST"......(no, Sarah. You are NOT a state, honey....and Russia is that big blob to your left. You know...the big colored part after all the blue.)

Last week Sarah ran a WEBATHON and raised $130,000.00 in contributions.

Is it to help pay for healthcare for children with special needs? Shelters for the homeless? Repaving roads? Throwing up a wall to keep those commies out??

No, it was called the ALASKA FUND TRUST, even though Sarah is not a state, and Sarah would be the only one to benefit from said fund, using it to pay off lawyers.

Give back the money, girl.

Try a bake sale.

How about a big charity event selling up home recipes for a nice, loose-bound 'MOOSEKILL COOKBOOK'? That's a great 'Mom Thing' to do. (i.e.- "Step One: Grab your carbine! Step Two: STALK! Step Three: SHOOT EM UP! COOK EM UP! SERVE EM UP!")

(Oh, we'll be hearing more from little Sarah...that's a given.) She was runner-up in a beauty contest, runner-up in a presidential race... but by gum, that little lady ain't no quitter. Next stop:

ASTRONAUT.

can TOO type.....so THERE!

You know, so often in the past I've found Maureen Dowd to be an irritant, but her column today had me laughing out loud. The last line is one of those choice moments you want to hang onto like the drink that finally makes you high. LOL!!!

And to Bristol, Willow, Trip, Track, Clack and Twig....your mother wears army boots

(you poor kids.)

Deja Vu. Mariani Ring A Bell?

This unbelievable verdict caught my eye yesterday. Never thought I'd see it. How awful for the victims



but how very predictable the outcome. The name of the judge? Yep.


Mariani.

Too Far In The Other Direction

Facebook, YouTube, MySpace, Twitter.....is this any way to gauge the world, to collect unverified images.. gossip... short films and photos submitted by Joe Blow and Suzie NoOne and broadcast them worldwide IMMEDIATELY?

What it creates is raw reaction and mostly EMOTIONAL response, and it's very, very dangerous... and listen up, folks....it can be used like any propaganda, because until it's veted, that's what it is.

Communication is critical... but cacophony... and the potential to spam bomb the world in order to turn the tide this way or that while hoping for a desired result, is like releasing information that will become the last man in crack-the-whip, and it's very, very dangerous territory. Did you ever play 'Telephone'? Did you ever pass along stories and are later appalled to see how they tend to morph or augment with each telling?

Any bloody image can be used for manipulation. (Yes. I'm talking about Neda.)

Anyone can put ANY tag they want on ANY photo and claim it's gospel because nothing is verified.

The race is ON to snap that first shot and post it in the ether, sit back and watch how many hits it gets.

Nothing is veted in the least, and that's why professional newsmen have always been (and will always be-- valuable.) They report. They do not color or interject personal opinion-- and all photo shots sent to editors are checked against fact. Articles are kept to pure reporting of news only, and that is why newspapers- both in print and online, SEPARATE their news from their opinion columns.

But in the Twitter world, all things are equal, and everyone races the clock to get the first word out.

Remember this: the first word is not the last word... and seeing is NOT believing- or shouldn't be- until it's checked out because it's not the whole picture, just a little- often sensational bitty part of it. I see this savvy Blackberry, iPhone age as potentially deadly unless something is done about verifying what is put out there. There should be a step between 'shoot and post'.

Don't IMMEDIATELY REACT to what you see or read. Consider the source... the possible intent...and try to gather all available, verifiable information before you begin to go ballistic and simply join the mob.

The world has enough hotheads and enough people with personal (or national) agendas to swing opinion this way or that via photos or personal accounts.

A GRAIN OF SALT, folks.

Always.

And Now.....for my NEXT NUMBER....

So Palin is stepping down as governor of the Seward's Folly state. A "quitter", you may ask? Well, to hear Sarah tell it, she's going for the greater glory of this great nation of ours, which as you know, deserves more than it's gotten thus far and so on and so forth, there ya' go....(but folks...that lady in my opinion, is two heartbeats ahead of the posse.)

And Sarah has a Facebook account? Sarah can type? Glory be! Who'd a thunk it?

What makes anyone think the lady who brought glamor to the presidential race and little else- (other than a 'circus act' kind of entertainment) could possibly be presidential candidate material for 2012?

It would take a whole lot of remedial reading, and a mountain of Cliff Notes to get this airhead up to speed.

Let's see.......she loves God, loves country, loves her family, likes to shoot and go sledding, likes to come in first in contests of any kind......yep. That's about it.

Trading on her looks at 45 years of age- well, that won't last forever. Too bad the race isn't sooner....we all like to see a nice turn of ankle and a masterfully made-up face...a little spitfire of a hellion out there duking it out with her betters, but time's a wastin'. That 'slutty stewardess look' (as David Letterman dubbed it) won't last forever.

Soon there will only the shrew... the barracuda left... even with lipstick.

Of course there will still be her diehard supporters... the pie-bake crowd, the churchgoers and the right-to-lifer's out there carrying her around like some sort of Lady of Guadelupe, but I think that crowd is going to thin in the next 3 1/2 years. It didn't work the first time around, and the second time will be all re-tread, no grip.

So what is Sarah doing, baling ship now? Getting her new act together, her new duds



and colorful though I'm sure it will be, it's all fluff and ruffles....that dog won't hunt. (It's mighty fast getting out of the briars, though...fluffy tail high and bouncing... just steps ahead of the posse.)

Mark my words....there's something ugly on the horizon that hasn't shown itself yet. Something big.

And it'll have 'SARAH' written all over it.

Apostolic Letter Ordinatio Sacerdotalis

'Apostolic Letter Ordinatio Sacerdotalisis' is a bag of shit.

Everyone knows it

but the
Vatican.

The recent news of papal investigations into religious life is nothing more than this pope's arrogant wielding of medieval precepts in the face of modern realities, but pope don't care....he got the Keys of St. Peter...

and he'll be as anachronistic, hard-nosed as he likes. Ladies should know their place.... right under his feet.

'Mouthpieces' who support it are too brain-washed to realize this.

'Poverty, chastity and OBEDIENCE'........but the greatest of these is OBEDIENCE....click heels and heil.

Ja wohl!

This papacy is the FOURTH REICH, but one good thing...this fella's already an old, old man. Unlike his PREDECESSOR who ruled for nearly thirty years to bring about the undoing of Vatican II, this old goat was brought in to be "the closer". One can only hope enough Catholics flee so there's not much 'kingdom' left to bully. (That would be the sweetest answer to this new, repressive nonsense.)