"You meen I Hafta Give It Baaaaack?"

So Sarah has been socking away her own legal defense fund and calling it the "ALASKA FUND TRUST"......(no, Sarah. You are NOT a state, honey....and Russia is that big blob to your left. You know...the big colored part after all the blue.)

Last week Sarah ran a WEBATHON and raised $130,000.00 in contributions.

Is it to help pay for healthcare for children with special needs? Shelters for the homeless? Repaving roads? Throwing up a wall to keep those commies out??

No, it was called the ALASKA FUND TRUST, even though Sarah is not a state, and Sarah would be the only one to benefit from said fund, using it to pay off lawyers.

Give back the money, girl.

Try a bake sale.

How about a big charity event selling up home recipes for a nice, loose-bound 'MOOSEKILL COOKBOOK'? That's a great 'Mom Thing' to do. (i.e.- "Step One: Grab your carbine! Step Two: STALK! Step Three: SHOOT EM UP! COOK EM UP! SERVE EM UP!")

(Oh, we'll be hearing more from little Sarah...that's a given.) She was runner-up in a beauty contest, runner-up in a presidential race... but by gum, that little lady ain't no quitter. Next stop:

ASTRONAUT.