And Now.....for my NEXT NUMBER....

So Palin is stepping down as governor of the Seward's Folly state. A "quitter", you may ask? Well, to hear Sarah tell it, she's going for the greater glory of this great nation of ours, which as you know, deserves more than it's gotten thus far and so on and so forth, there ya' go....(but folks...that lady in my opinion, is two heartbeats ahead of the posse.)

And Sarah has a Facebook account? Sarah can type? Glory be! Who'd a thunk it?

What makes anyone think the lady who brought glamor to the presidential race and little else- (other than a 'circus act' kind of entertainment) could possibly be presidential candidate material for 2012?

It would take a whole lot of remedial reading, and a mountain of Cliff Notes to get this airhead up to speed.

Let's see.......she loves God, loves country, loves her family, likes to shoot and go sledding, likes to come in first in contests of any kind......yep. That's about it.

Trading on her looks at 45 years of age- well, that won't last forever. Too bad the race isn't sooner....we all like to see a nice turn of ankle and a masterfully made-up face...a little spitfire of a hellion out there duking it out with her betters, but time's a wastin'. That 'slutty stewardess look' (as David Letterman dubbed it) won't last forever.

Soon there will only the shrew... the barracuda left... even with lipstick.

Of course there will still be her diehard supporters... the pie-bake crowd, the churchgoers and the right-to-lifer's out there carrying her around like some sort of Lady of Guadelupe, but I think that crowd is going to thin in the next 3 1/2 years. It didn't work the first time around, and the second time will be all re-tread, no grip.

So what is Sarah doing, baling ship now? Getting her new act together, her new duds



and colorful though I'm sure it will be, it's all fluff and ruffles....that dog won't hunt. (It's mighty fast getting out of the briars, though...fluffy tail high and bouncing... just steps ahead of the posse.)

Mark my words....there's something ugly on the horizon that hasn't shown itself yet. Something big.

And it'll have 'SARAH' written all over it.